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Thursday, February 11, 2016

(Review) The Word for Yes by Claire Needell

Title: The Word for Yes
Author: Claire Needell
Published: February 16, 2016 (HarperTeen)
Rating: 2 stars
Format: Digital galley received from publisher in exchange for an honest review. (Thank you!)
Summary: After their parents’ divorce, Jan, Erika, and Melanie have to get used to the new world order: a father who’s moved to another continent and a mother who throws herself into moving on. Jan, off at her first semester of college, has plenty to worry about, including an outspoken roommate who’s kind of “out there” and an increasingly depressed and troubled long-distance boyfriend. Her younger sisters, left at home in New York City, and dealing with all the pressures of life in high school, aren’t exactly close. Erika is serious and feels awkward and uncomfortable in crowds, though her beauty tends to attract attention. Melanie is socially savvy and just wants to go out—to concerts, to parties, wherever—with her friends. The gap between all three girls widens as each day passes.

Then, at a party full of blurred lines and blurred memories, everything changes. Starting that night, where there should be words, there is only angry, scared silence.

And in the aftermath, Jan, Erika, and Melanie will have to work hard to reconnect and help one another heal.

{ Trigger warning for mentions of rape. }

This is a very difficult book to review. If it had been a library book, I would not have written it. In fact, if it had been a library book, I would not have made it past the first chapter.

The Word for Yes is the story of three sisters: Jan (The Oldest), Erika (The Brain), and Melanie (The Pretty One). It is also the story of some of their friends and acquaintances, because there are a few portions narrated by characters other than the sisters. But by and large, it is about these three girls going through the various stages of their lives along the course of several months, about the circumstances that draw them together and push them farther apart.

The main thing you need to know about this book is that it does tackle very heavy issues, the main one being rape. Needell did not shy away from the confusing, blurry circumstances that can surround it, and that is important. Rape isn't always about the random predator that leaps on unsuspecting girls from the bushes - in fact, scenarios along that line make up a scarily low percentage of sexual assaults. But I digress. Rape is an important topic, and I appreciate that Needell took on the challenge of writing a story about it.

One positive I can say about the book is that sometimes Needell captured very human aspects to some of her characters. There were moments where I felt like I was observing actual people, with their little details and idiosyncrasies that make them unique.

Unfortunately, however, the book overall was not a success for me.

My main complaint is, without a doubt, the writing. It was incredibly stilted and off-putting, especially in the first few chapters. The author relied very much on telling rather than showing, both in the narration and in the actual dialogue. The dialogue itself was often unrealistic, sometimes rambly to the point of being incoherent, in the case of Jan's roommate Eliza. The entire book was bogged down a slew of unnecessary details. The random backstories and side characters that were thrown around were distracting and did nothing to enhance the story. The author attempted to tackle too much in the limited number of pages and as a result, it just didn't all come together like it should have. I also wasn't a fan of the ending, which was very abrupt. I think a more thorough editing job would have helped this book immensely.

The other problem was the characters. I had trouble connecting with them. But I couldn't quite tell if it was because the characters themselves or because I couldn't connect to the book overall, due to the writing. They seemed to me to be at turns flat then larger-than-life, relatable then repulsive. There were moments when I would empathize with one sister or another, but then she would totally lose me. It was an odd experience that I can't quite describe, but it might have been a problem with me rather than with the book.

The Word for Yes had potential, and I appreciate the courageous effort by the author to tackle such an important subject. There was a great book here struggling to get out, but in my opinion, it ultimately failed.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

(Review) The Break-Up Artist by Philip Siegel

Title: The Break-Up Artist
Author: Philip Siegel
Published: April 29, 2014 (Harlequin TEEN)
Rating: Like a Train Wreck
Format: Review copy received from publisher in exchange for an honest review. (Thanks!)
Summary: Some sixteen-year-olds babysit for extra cash. Some work at the Gap. Becca Williamson breaks up couples.
After watching her sister get left at the altar, Becca knows the true damage that comes when people utter the dreaded L-word. For just $100 via Paypal, she can trick and manipulate any couple into smithereens. With relationship zombies overrunning her school, and treating single girls like second class citizens, business is unfortunately booming. Even her best friend Val has resorted to outright lies to snag a boyfriend.
One night, she receives a mysterious offer to break up the homecoming king and queen, the one zombie couple to rule them all: Steve and Huxley. They are a JFK and Jackie O in training, masters of sweeping faux-mantic gestures, but if Becca can split them up, then school will be safe again for singletons. To succeed, she'll have to plan her most elaborate scheme to date and wiggle her way back into her former BFF Huxley’s life – not to mention start a few rumors, sabotage some cell phones, break into a car, and fend off the inappropriate feelings she’s having about Val’s new boyfriend. All while avoiding a past victim out to expose her true identity.
No one said being the Break-Up Artist was easy.
I will open with this: The reason it took me so long to review this book is that I wanted to wait a while for my rage to subside to more reasonable levels. I will do my best to keep this a review rather than a rant, but I make no guarantees.

I really was excited to read this book! I texted Racquel and Alexa when I found it on NetGalley. I thought it was going to be fun, refreshing, different. A unique change of pace. I was prepared to not take it too seriously, bringing along a grain of salt or two for the experience. Plus, I was really happy to actually be reading a YA by a male author (or anything by a male author, for that matter), because since I've slid more to the romance and YA side of things, I've read a shockingly small amount of books by male authors. I've been wanting to change that, so this would serve that purpose well.

The book delivered everything I expected - for about the first half. Sure, I was more than a little put off by just how far Becca would go to break up couples. Yes, I thought her reasons for doing so were more than a little far-fetched. Yes, most females were portrayed unfairly. But hey, I could ignore all that for the time being, right? It was funny. It was a pretty solid 3 stars. I laughed.

I really thought I loved Ezra. At first, he reminded me a lot of Jesse from Pitch Perfect with his love of movies and such. (And that alone is pretty much guaranteed to make me adore you for life, because Jesse is my imaginary boyfriend. We're gonna have aca-children. It's inevitable.) I'll also give Siegel props for tricking me into liking Ezra, because that realistic element made me believe that Becca and Val could like him, too. At least in the beginning.

So that's all I've got for positives. Moving on to the not-so-awesome elements.

First, there was the overarching theme that I found so offensive: Siegel's portrayal of girls and women.

Every single girl in Becca's girl (excepting herself) was desperate for a man. We're talking crazed, talking-only-about-boys, lying, cheating, back-stabbing, friend-abandoning, make-up-caking, slutty-wardrobe-buying, any-trick-I-can-play desperate for a boyfriend. Not even someone with whom to share a relationship. It was apparently all about status and someone to go out with and being able to start sentences with, "My boyfriend..."

Now, full disclosure: I was homeschooled throughout high school. I never attended a public high school. But I did have a youth group and a homeschool theatre group, and I also attended a public university for 4 years. So while I don't exactly have first-hand knowledge, I know enough.

To justify this incredibly demeaning portrayal of high school girls, apparently this high school had a very unbalanced ratio of males to females (I believe it was 30/70). This portrayal lasted the entire book and never really changed.

This gives guys a huge advantage. They can be fat, lazy and pimply and still get to be choosy. Finding a suitable guy to date is a study in Darwinism. Survival of the hottest.

For the next point, I didn't like any of the characters. Becca, the protagonist, was a dramatic hypocrite who didn't actually follow anything she claimed to believe in. Ezra was scum; Val (Becca's current BFF) was annoying. I could never make up my mind about Huxley (Becca's ex-BFF), because she was a completely inconsistent character. She was basically anything the author needed her to be. A snobby bitch who would dump Becca for a boy a few years back or attack her opinion in class in a really mean way? Check. A sudden bestie who would take Becca to the mall and give her great advice? Check. Up and down and all around. Then there was Diane, Becca's older sister and partner in love-hating. Diane had been dumped at the alter a few years (yes, years) earlier, and it had apparently stunted her ability to live FOREVER. She didn't have friends. She was also either unemployed or had a really sucky high-school-level job; I can't remember now. She spent all her time alone in her room in sweats.

Spoilers in this paragraph. Then there was the portion of the book where Ezra was cheating on Val with Becca. Becca had spent the entire book complaining about how Val had abandoned her for Ezra and how horrible that was and how could girls lie to each other just to get a man? AND THEN SHE DID THAT EXACT THING. With no hesitation, barely a qualm to be found. She didn't seem to really think there was anything wrong with making out and pursuing a relationship with her best friend's boyfriend.
I don’t want to hurt Val, but this is my life, too. If she’s such a proponent of love and relationships, then she will have to understand. Nobody’s perfect, even best friends.
She jumped to Ezra's defense.
[After Huxley calls Ezra a creep]
"He's a good guy."
“He’s dating your best friend and openly pursuing you. I don’t have a dictionary on hand, but I’d say that’s a creep.”
There were also just general elements of the story that made it less than impressive, such as the fact that I was pretty bored for a good chunk of time around the middle and the fact that some of the situations were just ridiculous. But I figured there would be some ridiculousness going in, so I can't really hold that against the book.

To sum up: I went into The Break-Up Artist excited. What I was not prepared for was to be so offended and outraged I spent almost an hour longer to read it because I had to keep stopping to rant and read ridiculous/offensive quotes to my best friend/roommate. Overall, I was obviously not impressed with The Break-Up Artist. It had its moments of being interesting and entertaining, but it was also by turns boring, offensive, and enraging, and the decent ending did not make up for that.

I'll leave you with this gem:
My mom stares at me in my stripper-pole tracksuit costume. I should agree with her that this outfit is a total affront to feminism, but I look so good in it, I can’t complain.
First:
Couples are made to be broken.

Favorite:
“Or maybe they just fell for each other under really cruddy circumstances.”
“But what would’ve happened when things calmed down, when Romeo didn’t have to recite sonnets and get in sword fights? What would they be like on a random Tuesday? The couples that thrive on drama flame out the quickest. I’ve seen it a million times.”

Teaser:
Love has no rules, no boundaries. It’s gone all these years unchecked. That doesn’t make it whimsical; that makes it a tyrant.

Friday, March 7, 2014

(Review) Let Sleeping Rogues Lie by Sabrina Jeffries

Title: Let Sleeping Rogues Lie
Author: Sabrina Jeffries
Series: School for Heiresses, #4
Published: February 19, 2008 (Pocket Books)
Rating: Like a Train Wreck
Format: Paperback borrowed from library
Summary: When Madeline Prescott took a teaching position at Mrs. Harris's School for Young Ladies, it was to help restore her father's reputation. Instead, she's in danger of ruining her own. The devilishly handsome Anthony Dalton, Viscount Norcourt, has agreed to provide "rake lessons" to Mrs. Harris's pupils so they can learn how to avoid unscrupulous gentlemen, and Madeline is to oversee his classes. She has always believed that attraction is a scientific matter, easily classified and controlled — until she's swept into the passionate desire that fiercely burns between her and Anthony. Nothing could be more illogical than risking everything for a dalliance with a rake — even one who's trying to behave himself. Yet nothing could be more tempting...
It's always so disappointing when a highly anticipated book fails to deliver. I stumbled upon Let Sleeping Rogues Lie in the library months ago but didn't get a chance to read it the first time I checked it out. I got it again recently, super excited that it hadn't fallen through the hazardous cracks of my memory. After reading it, though, I kind of wish that it had.

I went into Let Sleeping Rogues Lie (to which I will henceforth be referring as The Adventures of the Bad Boy and the Honeypot, a title stemming from the hero's oh-so-excellent favorite terms for his and Madeline's respective genitalia) expecting it to be cracktastic. I mean, a rake giving rake lessons to a bunch of schoolgirls. Not a terrible idea, but certainly anything but a conventional one. Add in the pretty schoolteacher who is to supervise his efforts, and it promised to be loads of fun. To be fair, the infinitesimal portion of the book which focused on this was extremely enjoyable. I absolutely loved those scenes! Even though everything which caused the situation to fall into place was rather contrived - a trend which unfortunately lasted the entire book - I had expected that, and the scenes it delivered were just as fabulous as I'd hoped.

Then everyone jumped into a handbasket and did his or her own part to paddle the book toward to its fiery ultimate destination.

I did not particularly like Madeline or Anthony. Their relationship was a hot mess of schemes, half-lies, and manipulation. Done right, this can be a BLAST. I know it's not the healthiest dynamic, but it can be great when the partners are both aware of their one-upping relationship and hold mutual respect (whether the good kind of the you're-my-enemy-but-I-know-we're-equals kind), usually mixed in with some banter and explosive chemistry. But this was so not the case at all here. Everything was life-or-death serious. All their actions were far-fetched and based on wafer-thin logic, and both were plagued by constant paranoia about the motives behind EVERY SINGLE MOVE of the other party. It got old very quickly.

And the best part? OH THE BEST PART.

Anthony was forcing Madeline into letting him give her ~Lessons in Seduction~ by blackmailing her. He held not only the favor he promised her (throwing the party) over her head, but implicitly the fact that he could have her fired from her position and take away her livelihood.

ALERT ALERT ALERT.

Now, to be ~fair~ he was never going to force her to have sex with him. Just do everything except that, then let her decide whether or not she wanted to go all the way after the party later that week. And he was pretty darn sure she would say yes.
At last she would be his. She’d as much as said so at Godwin’s. And even if she came to the party determined to resist him, that would last only until he got her alone in a corner and kissed her. Her natural sensuality would lead her right to his bed.
And if that doesn't endear you to our gag-worthy "swoon-worthy" hero, let me show you a lovely excerpt from their first lesson, right after Madeline put a stop to things.
"It's time for you to leave, Lord Norcourt. I suggest you return to the stables until I make my appearance outside."

"I'm not leaving until we've finished the lesson," he said, half growl, half threat.

"Then I'm leaving."

She darted for the entrance. Swift as a hawk, he lunged, catching her at the door, pinning her against it. With fear gripping her, she drove her elbow into his ribs hard enough to make him grunt and fall back.

In that instant, she had the door open. She was halfway out when he cried, "Wait!"

She turned to glare at him, fully prepared to fight.

"We're not done, sweetheart," he vowed. "Run, if you like, but I will catch up to you eventually, and we will finish our lesson."
Nice guy, that Anthony.

To prove he did possess SOME morals, though, Anthony did have a huge hang-up about virginity. At first, he was determined not to mess with her beyond their first kiss because he never dallied with innocents. However, based on the fact that she asked for a favor in exchange for the favor she had done him (plus the fact that she blushed once, though how that is relevant is beyond me), Anthony decided she couldn't possibly be a virgin and was therefore a totally acceptable target for his machinations. Yeah.

Apparently it was also a-okay to continue in this vein, going by the fact that he later PLANNED TO DRUG HER (or pressure/convince her to try it, rather, since we're not supposed to think he's the villain) so she would reveal her secrets. He had second thoughts and decided not to go through with this (supposedly, since we only have his word on this, as circumstances prevented him from doing it even if he'd wanted to).

And I haven't even mentioned the childhood abuse, drug usage, murder, and scandal which loomed over everything like a wet blanket of crap. Nor the fact that Madeline herself wasn't innocent in all this, lying with every other breath, but at least her schemes stemmed from desperation and attempts to do the right thing for her father. And in their original bargain, Anthony was trying to do the right thing for his niece. So, you know, there were some good motives at play here even if you have to squint and tilt your head to the side to see them.

And somehow, in the midst of all this flapdoodle (noun: ridiculous situation or behavior. A word I just learned when using a thesaurus to try to find the perfect word to put here. Mission accomplished.), they fell in love. Or seemed to think they did. At the very least, they discovered they could have some pretty wild Bad Boy/Honeypot adventures, since Anthony was able to orgasm no fewer than three times in a row with no pauses in between. Due to his Incredibly Lustful and Beastly Nature, of course, amplified by the fact that she loved him. No, really, don't just take my word for it.
“Because it’s already hard enough for me to control myself around you. If I thought you really loved me–”
You would respect her enough to be able to stop if she wants you to?

Please tell me that's what you were going to say.

Although later in the scene, Madeline did finally lay waste to his nonsensical idea that a woman couldn't possibly want sex as much as he did.
You and your half-baked notions about what a woman can bear – you’re the one who has ‘no idea’ about me. I can be just as ungoverned as you.
*cheers*

The one character I actually liked in this book was Mrs. Harris, the headmistress. She was an interesting character from what we saw, a strong but fair woman who took no nonsense. I really would have liked to know more about her!

In the end, The Adventures of the Bad Boy and the Honeypot - er, Let Sleeping Rogues Lie had some positive qualities, but it was not enough to make up for the nonsense that pervaded the story. Even though I held on, hoping for the best, I was ultimately disappointed.
First:
“Your father is ready to see you, Master Dalton.”

Teaser:
A reputation isn’t always the measure of a man.
Unfortunately, Let Sleeping Rogues Lie was not a hit for me. But I have a bad habit of choosing terrible introductory books. For instance, I wasn't impressed by the first Julia Quinn book I read, but now she's one of my favorite authors! So I think Ms. Jeffries will definitely be a pick for an upcoming Second Chance Saturday. Does anyone have suggestions as to which of her books I should choose?

Thursday, May 23, 2013

(Review) The Vincent Boys by Abbi Glines

Title: The Vincent Boys
Author: Abbi Glines
Series: The Vincent Boys, #1
Published: October 30, 2012 (Simon Pulse)
Rating: Last Resort
Format: Paperback, borrowed from the library
Summary: Ashton is getting tired of being good, of impressing her parents and playing ideal girlfriend to Sawyer Vincent. Sawyer is perfect, a regular Prince Charming, but when he leaves town for the summer, it’s his cousin Beau who catches Ashton’s eye. Beau is the sexiest guy she’s ever seen, and even though he’s dangerous, Ashton is drawn to him.

Beau loves his cousin like a brother, so the last thing he wants to do is make a move on Sawyer’s girl. Ashton is off-limits, absolutely. That’s why he does his best to keep his distance, even though he’s been in love with her forever. When Ashton wants to rekindle their childhood friendship in Sawyer’s absence, Beau knows he should say no.

Ashton and Beau don’t want to hurt Sawyer. But the more they try to stay away from each other, the more intense their urges become. It’s getting way too hard to resist....
Oh, where to even start with this book?

If I read past the first 5 pages of a book, it is extremely unlikely that I will DNF it. I am eternally hopeful that things will improve. But I can 100% guarantee that I would have set this one down 80 pages in. I came this close to doing so, and the only thing that kept me going was that I was reading it for the Spring into Summer readalong. So I pushed through.

It didn't get better. In fact, it just kept getting worse. The writing was stilted and repetitive through the entire book. There was very little chemistry between the leads. I did not like a single one of the characters, even the minor ones.

First, there's Ashton. Ashton used to be a secret Bad Girl. She would sneak out at night and do bad things like stuffing frogs into mailboxes with Beau. But then Sawyer asked her out, and she became a Good Girl, squishing those Bad Girl urges down, down, down. Somehow, this means that Beau is the only one who knows that side of her (even though Sawyer used to be the one who bailed them out of trouble, which implies that both Sawyer and all the people who had ever caught her knew she had a Bad Side). Ashton is an idiot, basically. She wallows in her misery and vacillates and whines until she finally makes a the inevitable choice.

And then we have Beau, the Bad Boy with anger issues. Beau has "loved" (or obsessively fixated on, take your pick) Ashton for years, which is apparently his only redeeming quality. Beau is, somehow, the object of many girl's swoonage, and swoon away, if that's your taste. I just don't get it. I like Alphas. I do. I love it when fictional men are big and strong and have sexy, possessive growls and don't like the heroines hanging out with their attractive exes. But there's a line, and Beau was WAY on the other side of it.
I want to rip his damn arms off his body, Ash. Sawyer, who I'd do anything for. I want to hurt him. If he touches you again in front of me, I'm going to crack. I can't take this. ... Just try not to let him touch you. When he touches you, I see red. I can't take it. I don't want to see him or anyone else touch you. ... Staying with him. Letting him touch you, hold you, God. It's eating me alive.
That's right, Ash. How DARE you let your boyfriend touch you? Stay away from him, or I will morph into my Hulk self and go give him a concussion using only my extraordinarily violent fists (oh wait, that's not until later).

Their whole relationship was messed up. I never felt like I fully understood either character or why they were so desperate to be together. Yes, they were attracted each other. That's it. I also don't like how the book seemed to push the "sinning/bad girl" aspect moreso than being true to yourself. In Ashton's case, the two overlapped, but it was presented as much more of a rebellion. So Ashton wanted to give into her Bad Side. Yeah, everyone has bad urges. Guess what? It's not actually always a good idea to follow through on them. It's certainly not the way to start a healthy relationship. What happens when you're finally in that relationship? If the appeal of the relationship is the Bad Factor, then that factor is gone once you're in it. Do you go after the next guy you feel attracted to because that's giving into your Bad Side? Where does it end?

I was SO FREAKING EXCITED for this book. I like well-written cheating storylines. Which may make me a terrible person, but I do. I love forbidden romances and the self-denial aspect of the story. But if these two were "trying to resist," then I'm a monkey's uncle riding on a pig that is flying over a frozen hell. Because OH MY GOD, these two were all over each other from practically the very beginning of the story. Because they "couldn't resist." Okay, fine. But don't write a cover blurb all about "resisting" when the story doesn't involve that at all.

This book did have a few redeeming qualities. I liked the prologue. In the beginning, even though I was a little put off by their first interaction, I was swooning. I loved the idea of these two so much, and they had a few chemistry-laden moments. And HI, best image ever of sweaty guy with awesome abs mowing a lawn. I thought Beau's thoughts actually sounded like his character. I liked Ashton's interaction with her Grana. Aaand, that's all.

Oh, and bonus! This has nothing at all to do with the plot, but I could not review this book and fail to mention it because I CANNOT EVEN:
Spirit girls were girls the cheerleaders added to their numbers so every football player would have a girl to make him goodies on game day. Off the record, spirit girls also happened to help their players with their homework, order pizzas to be delivered to the school for their lunches, and do some unofficial things like back massages and other “hands-on” activities. The starters always picked their spirit girl first, then the rest of the players’ names went into a hat and the spirit girls drew them.
Yes, you read that right. Apparently the cheerleaders at the high school are basically running a fully sanctioned little slavery/prostitution ring under the name of "spirit girls." Each girl is assigned to two guys (because OF COURSE, the boys have a choice, but the girls have none) and then has to cater to their every whim. That is messed up.

I wanted to love this book. I wanted to lose my breath from the chemistry, my mind from being so wrapped up in these two, my heart from skipping so many beats. The premise promised the kind of story that would do that. Instead, all I lost was the time I wasted reading it.
There are some things you don’t expect to see, and Beau Vincent sauntering into church on a Sunday morning is one of them.

Monday, January 30, 2012

[Review] Destined by Jessie Harrell

Title: Destined
Author: Jessie Harrell
Published: November 17th 2011 by Mae Day Publishing
Genre: Young Adult, Fantasy, Paranormal Romance, Mythology.
Rating: ★★
Goodreads summary: 
When Psyche receives a prophecy gone horribly wrong, she learns that even the most beautiful girl in Greece can have a hideous future. Her fate? Fall in love with the one creature even the gods fear.

As she feels herself slipping closer into the arms of the prophecy, Psyche must choose between the terrifyingly tender touch she feels almost powerless to resist and the one constant she's come to expect out of life: you cannot escape what is destined.
Emma's thoughts: 
Okay, well at least I managed to finish it. So many times during reading this, I thought about putting it down and leaving it there for good.

I did not like it. I think I expected too much from a $1 ebook, especially with such a nice summary. Something about Jessie Harrell's writing bothered me. Sometimes it felt like she was trying too hard, other times, it felt... bland. And this line!: "My brain was a dog chasing it's tail, never quite getting what it's after." I didn't know what to think! I did not get it. Is my brain a dog chasing it's tail? Because I'm not getting what I'm after.
Psyche was annoying to say the least. Eros too. They were predictable, everything was pretty obvious and laid out within the first few chapters. I know, I know, I know she was only following the original plot line, but she could've added more and altered it to perfection. I mean, it's her story. She could've added her own little twist and scene to give it a little 'Harrell'.

And I have to say, Hermes was the only bearable character in the entire book. Psyche seemed fake, Eros was a love drunk idiot who didn't think rationally, and both were impossibly frustrating to read about!

I know it is based on Greek mythology, but I also wanted it to be realistic! I found myself guffawing in some Eros and Psyche scenes. Their love, their connection, it felt so forced. There was no substance, no moment where I swooned and wished I was Psyche. It was totally and completely insta-love. Yes, he is a cupid, yes, he got himself, yes that is how the story goes, but but but it just didn't feel real. I thought that was partly the point of retelling stories. Making it to suit the new age, for it to seem a little realistic? Because honestly, if I wanted to know Cupid and Psyche's story, I could just find it's wiki page and read it within minutes. Really, that's easier.

But don't let my negative review stop you from giving it a go! Apparently a lot of other people liked it and gave it 4-5 stars. This is just my opinion.

Rating: 2 stars- One star because I actually finished it. And another star just because it's Greek Mythology. 
 First line: 
My stomach churned as the smell of ground charcoal and nearly-rancid oil smeared across my eyelids. 
Favourite:
"I can't convince him he's dead. "
Teaser:
"I have too much work to do to listen to you whine anymore. No one stopped dying just because Eros fell in love."